College gets significantly expensive if you didn’t grow up in a family where that was the main focus. And phone sex paid for my college. When I got to college, I knew that waiting tables and doing gigs here, and there wouldn’t be enough. Living in one of the most expensive zip codes in the world compared to the little town I came from was a massive awakening. My prayers were answered when an older gentleman named rob went into the restaurant. As usual, I greeted him and smiled, working my tip up as much as possible. Well, rob liked what he saw and offered me a job I couldn’t deny. Rob wanted me to train him, make him wear diapers, and suck out of a baby. He needed my sweet demeanor mixed with a lot of sass.


