Now, now. Don’t be upset. Your Mommy has to go to work and you know it. Yes, I know it upsets you but that is just the way it is. I have been here for two weeks and you and I both know that in a little bit you will start to have fun. We play games together, we watch Bubble Guppies, Paw Patrol and all those other annoying shows that you like. We even go to the park when it’s nice outside.
Today I thought we would try something different after you eat your breakfast. Oh there is that smile! Look at that, those tears dried all up! Yes, it will be so much fun! I promise! Take my hand and let’s go into the guest room. Yes I know there are no toys in there, but I have something really really special for you. Let me lift you up onto the bed … there.
I want you to know that other boys I have been a Nanny for have not been as lucky as you are. As a matter of fact, out of all the boys I have watched over in the last six years, there has only been three others who I thought were special enough to play this game. What did you ask? Are you special enough? Hmmm, I don’t know. You see in order to be a super special boy, you have to make a super duper promise to me, that you will never ever tell anyone about what we do.
If you do tell, then I will know about it, and I promise you that I will make sure we never ever play the super secret game again. You promise not to tell? Good boy! Alright, now this might feel a little funny at first, but I promise you will love it by the time I am done, and will ask for me to do it again, and again. Now let’s just get those jammie bottoms and pull up off …