Awwwhhhh just look at my wittle baby boy! Him is just so so so cute!!! Does him feel oh so good in his fresh diapy and footie jammies?? Is my special wittle man ready to get his paci and cuddle with Mommy for story time?? That’s right baby boy, you get to snuggle up to mommy and lay your cute little head down on my soft boobies and I will tell you a story about another little boy just like you! Doesn’t that sound like so much fun? You see baby, this other little boy had a very hard life. People made fun of him and his mommy was the meanest mommy in the whole wide world! Aren’t you glad you have a nice mommy? Anyways, they made that poor boy dress up like a baby and they all laughed and laughed at him… but that boy wasn’t laughing, he was crying his poor little eyes out. All he wanted was a sweet nice mommy, someone to protect him and all he was getting was abuse… until one day he went deep into the woods. There he met this wrinkly old grandma and do you know what she did? She took in that little boy and dressed him up like a baby… but she didn’t laugh at him at all! She cuddled him and rubbed him and made him feel oh so good and that little boy got to live out his life as a baby there with the nice old lady. Awwwhhh, my lil guy is sleeping on me now, guess my story worked huh?